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Sloppy Choppy

When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades
Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"

Sam: "How'd that go?"

Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."
by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021
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Asian-chopsticks

A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night

Asian-chopsticks a form of sex
by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021
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Nut chops

It is the hair growth on a set of nuts like pork chops only nut chops on the the balls
I love your nut chops it brings them out so nicely love the nuts chop comb over
by Crazy porncougar November 7, 2021
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Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"
by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021
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sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3
Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!
by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021
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Big Choppy

by 459395 April 12, 2022
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Domino Chops

Consumption of Domino's pizza takeaway and then providing oral sex. I.e. the chops (mouth and lips) of someone giving head after a greasy dirty sloppy Domino's.
I would have cum, but she had the Domino Chops.
by JF31 June 9, 2022
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