chocolate pastry bag

The chocolate pastry bag was invented by President Herbert Hoover's wife as a practical joke. She ran the gag on President Hoover daily over the course of five years. Simply, you cut a hole in the tip of someone's shoe and then shit in the shoe. When the unsuspecting party puts his/her foot in the shoe . . . SQUIRT . . . the chocolate pastry bag. However, the innocent joke went sour in the hands of Al Capone. He gave wiskey to midgets and intelligent children then tricked them into giving each police officer in the country at least one chocolate pastry bag per week.

Mrs. Hoover: Honey, would you go give the shanty townsfolk some lemonade? SQUIRT! Hahahahaha . . . "the chocolate pastry bag!" You are one dumb bastard. Cop: See, aw shucks, see . . . the crooks got the whole station with the "chocolate pastry bag" again. That's the last time I take off my shoes to answer the telephone, see.

by Toby Doughbawaski February 25, 2008

chocolate tunnel taster

A gay man who licks on the ass of another man.

That fag Benji is a chocolate tunnel taster.

by jgiddy99 December 6, 2006

chocolate hot spring

This is when you defecate or "drop a deuce" in a public hot tub leaving a pleasant surprise for the next poor guy or gal.

"Dude, Travis just chocolate hot spring'ed the pool area! Do Not Go In There!"

by J.Spencer Lambchop January 22, 2008

Chocolate Dragon

One of the MANY synonyms for "Poop". This is just one of hundreds.

Dude#1: "Guess what I did last night?"

Dude#2: "After Taco Bell? What?"

Dude#1: "I Dopped the biggest chocolate dragon ever man!"

by LittlecBigC February 19, 2009

Chocolate Squirtgun

The act of doing anal, then blowing your load on the chick's face.

-Hey girl hey! What'd you get for christmas?
-My boyfriend gave me a chocolate squirtgun
-HOT DAMN!

by Uncle Sylvester's Son December 31, 2009

Chocolate-Frosted Meatballs

The male-version of a beef taco. To wit, the result of a man wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared over his ballsack.

I just wiped back to front, and now I have chocolate-frosted meatballs. Why won't someone teach me how to wipe my ass properly?

by Chief_Chef February 4, 2010

Chocolate Cake

A cake made of chocolate flavor. Its very yummy for most people, but the haters prefer vanilla. Chocolate Cake defines life, and why we live it. It also contains the reason why man was put on Earth.

Dude, do the stuff.

Yea, the chocolate cake?
Yea Man! I got the money

by rockinskull October 26, 2015