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Children

1. Beautiful beings of love and joy

2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager

3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
1. Oh, children are so sweet!

2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!

3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
by AM3THYSTG30D3 February 22, 2025
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Children

Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit
Person:u want some lucky charms?

Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!

Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe

Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈

Person:*sigh* …children…
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children

Unholy demons that are 3-11 year's old
Mom: oh and meet my children, Sarah, Connor, and James

Person : oh nice to meet you cursed offsprings from hell
by slushy March 23, 2022
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Childrenize

Give something or someone children features. Give someone a childlike appearance. In other words, make someone younger than they should.
ANIME CREATORS SHOULD REALLY STOP CHILDRENIZING ANIME CHARACTERS FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD BECAUSE PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THEY SEXUALIZE ANIME CHARACTERS THAT RESEMBLES THAT OF A CHILD.

Man, I don't really know why anime creators childrenize anime characters.
by Inventorofsex910 January 10, 2022
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Children

Children are tiny people
by Yappinator June 14, 2025
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riot of children

A group of 3 or more children.
I took my riot of children to the park.
by Wrappingmomof4 December 27, 2018
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