fish and chips

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use this technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

"There was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night."

by dgro September 21, 2006

Cum Chips

Ejaculating onto a plate, then placing the place outside in the sun until it dries out. When dry, peel off and eat.

Sandy said the cum chips were surprisingly crunchy and salty.

by Honeylocs May 26, 2008

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.

Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

by big,healthy,husky,fluffy,DAMN! July 6, 2014

whips and chains

1.if like someone is a sex freak and they use like toys or something and you go to have sex with them and they chain you to the bed and whip you
2. if someone oragsms by whipping themselves or another and chainging others to a bed
3. if someone whips and rubs chains in their sensitive area to reach orgasm

1. i like it with whips and chains
2. lets do it whips and chains style
3. i got off with whips and chains

by Siddalee February 7, 2003

Soda and Chips

If you're in South Beach Miami, yell this out on Washington Ave. and you're gauranteed to have a pleasant night. Watch for po-po.

"Soda and chiips...half off!"

by Stephan Vermani May 21, 2003

chaise lounge

ERROR...ERROR...ERROR
Use this if you do NOT know what you are saying.
A term used by wannabes to try to look intelligent.
The term is 'chaise longue.' French for 'long chair.' Not LOUNGE chair. Although similar in spelling. Not similar enough for intelligent people.

Jim: "Beth, bring me a Corona; I'll be out back in the 'chaise lounge.'"

Beth: "It is 'chaise longue' you moron; get your own BEER and get me a real BEER...a CANADIAN! Man bitch!"

by psiscott May 2, 2006

The Chainsmokers

a lame ass band that's always on the fucking radio despite being shitty as hell. uses the weakest beats in existence for their generic ass songs. also their lyrics are shit, but they still won a fucking Grammy. music is dead if pressing the same damn button on your cubase gets you one. i feel bad for your ears if you listen to them.

"why the fuck do people listen to the chainsmokers"
"idk but BTS fucking likes them for some fucking reason someone needs to confiscate namj***'s iPhone"

by person with ears April 18, 2018