The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.
I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!
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In class, I was talking to someone and he said something stupid dumb and I reply " bro da hell man"
And I get to principal's office for using " innappopriate language " also " swearing "
And another time some stupid-ass decided to throw damn POOP he found on the floor.
I ignore it
2 months later I'm like to this Dumbass " Ayo bruh why the "heck" ya throw that damn POOP that you found on the ground at me ?" "HUH"
This kid strait up starts having a damn mental breakdown this was in 5th grade like less than 5 years ago
ALSO in 6th grade, I got paired up with a teacher who thought that "shut up was a swear word"
Here is definition btw
One of the largest religions in the world in wich, everything is a "sin", sex, masturbating, damn bro, even going to the beach and accidentally see 1 girl in a bikini
In class, I was talking to someone and he said something stupid dumb and I reply " bro da hell man"
And I get to principal's office for using " innappopriate language " also " swearing "
And another time some stupid-ass decided to throw damn POOP he found on the floor.
I ignore it
2 months later I'm like to this Dumbass " Ayo bruh why the "heck" ya throw that damn POOP that you found on the ground at me ?" "HUH"
This kid strait up starts having a damn mental breakdown this was in 5th grade like less than 5 years ago
ALSO in 6th grade, I got paired up with a teacher who thought that "shut up was a swear word"
Here is definition btw
One of the largest religions in the world in wich, everything is a "sin", sex, masturbating, damn bro, even going to the beach and accidentally see 1 girl in a bikini
Person 1: "Hey! That's a catholic, lets torment him by telling each other to shut the hell up"
Person 2: "Yooo, great idea lad eshays btw SHUT THE HELL UP"
Later they giggle in class.
Person 2: "Yooo, great idea lad eshays btw SHUT THE HELL UP"
Later they giggle in class.
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Can apply to two related groups.
1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.
2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.
2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!
Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
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It is a 369 DEGREE HACK REACTION.
The true meaning of HELPLESSNESS.
It is a 369 DEGREE HACK REACTION.
The true meaning of HELPLESSNESS.
Look ANAL ALAN the fact that you really want to have SEX, TAKE A SHOWER, GO TO A BAR and do a sleep over as doing that political CATHARTIC EXIGENCY TANTRUM is quite in line with the THINK TANK SAW AND STADIUM GAME T-MOBILE devised by observing that old p poo litical TICKET SHITEATER and HUMP A HEAD MUSKIE it gels quite perfectly as just look at the MUSKIE CURSE which you all get ," MUSKRAT LOVE...(BACK) IN BUSINESS ... KRATT APPLE ...absent of any BUNK unfortunately but no ALIEN hear just a SHOVE THE BALLS DRY UP YOUR ASSH0LE, DRINK PISS, EAT SHIT, SHIT SANDWICHES AND SMEAR SHIT as the DAVID LIEN of the SEATTLE ATTORNEY VEGAS TYPES send to RUEBRN THAT PORNOGRAPHIC SEXOLOGIST TEACHER who gave you SUCK BALLS PUSSY MONEY at the ENCORE CAROUSEL VICINITY while his pretense WHORE SEXOLOGISTS horsing around almost knocking you down with you and your (SWEDISH) SUTTKISE near by.
I'm going to the FAGGOT BAR SAN FRANCISCO I want MY LIF E (BACK)...AND so it goes , as the CATHARTIC EXIGENCY TANTRUM ..above says, anyway above , you always (BACK) in BUSINESS MUSKIE
The only resort you have is throw a CATHARTIC EXIGENCY TANTRUM to DEMON STRAIGHT FAGGOT'S PEDOPHILE IMPORTANCE.
I'm going to the FAGGOT BAR SAN FRANCISCO I want MY LIF E (BACK)...AND so it goes , as the CATHARTIC EXIGENCY TANTRUM ..above says, anyway above , you always (BACK) in BUSINESS MUSKIE
The only resort you have is throw a CATHARTIC EXIGENCY TANTRUM to DEMON STRAIGHT FAGGOT'S PEDOPHILE IMPORTANCE.
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I’m all seriousness tho most Catholic schools are fine, the kids there typically aren’t rich or snobby like some definitions suggest, actually the one I went to was filled with simple middle class kids like you probably are.
I’m all seriousness tho most Catholic schools are fine, the kids there typically aren’t rich or snobby like some definitions suggest, actually the one I went to was filled with simple middle class kids like you probably are.
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HOLLERING , AND SCREAMING.
What law enforcement has trouble discerning.
Some people laugh at this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE .
Someone who is intentionally isolated by the JUSTICE SYSTEM who can't explicate effectively.
A person who is one of the best PUBLIC SPEAKERS for HUMAN CHANGE but there is a contingency.
When it becomes personal ELON or SUNDAR would step in because of the next definition.
A KNOT that has been UNTIED by SOL who will gladly provide for "YOURS TRULY".
STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE
HOLLERING , AND SCREAMING.
What law enforcement has trouble discerning.
Some people laugh at this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE .
Someone who is intentionally isolated by the JUSTICE SYSTEM who can't explicate effectively.
A person who is one of the best PUBLIC SPEAKERS for HUMAN CHANGE but there is a contingency.
When it becomes personal ELON or SUNDAR would step in because of the next definition.
A KNOT that has been UNTIED by SOL who will gladly provide for "YOURS TRULY".
STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE
No ANAL ALAN is not BipOLAR and why cure something normal as he just is unhappy even though he says super insightful things but nobody can remember their JETSTREAM of when they were crying as a description this is what embodies a CATHARTIC PERSONALITY which is never personal but only may seem to be and please "XTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT".
The CATHARTIC PERSONALITY is it a BIG BABY of peace but highly misunderstood.
When ANAL ALAN starts yelling intelligently as his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY goes TICK TICK BOOM others who witness this GOLDMINE are laughing all the way " KNOW THANK YOU " they have their money , desires , and pet peeves to add to their QUALITY OF THEIR LIVES in increasing or diminishing ways and giving back "VERY LITTLE" in return to this PEDOPHILE PRINCE.
I know ANAL ALAN you have to use your CATHARTIC PERSONALITY which seems so cold , but see the thing is being a JEW is strike 1 , being a HOMOSEXUAL is strike 2 , being a COPROPHILE is strike 3 , and worse being one of at least 83 PEDOPHILES at GOOGLE makes STRIKE 4 , things SHIT IMPOSSIBLE.
Think ANAL ALAN is for human rights as think again and that is " JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE "talking as I milk any CORPORATION as a RUTH.less one of the FINEST CORPORATE RAIDERS is who I am.
Because who says the SUN is not a PLANET , " RIGHT SUNDAR" and the EARTH is not a STAR as the CATHARTIC PERSONALITY will giveoff ots of RADS to burn through any KNOTS-NOTS-KNOTT and HOUSING not needed "AN" ONFICE.
The CATHARTIC PERSONALITY is it a BIG BABY of peace but highly misunderstood.
When ANAL ALAN starts yelling intelligently as his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY goes TICK TICK BOOM others who witness this GOLDMINE are laughing all the way " KNOW THANK YOU " they have their money , desires , and pet peeves to add to their QUALITY OF THEIR LIVES in increasing or diminishing ways and giving back "VERY LITTLE" in return to this PEDOPHILE PRINCE.
I know ANAL ALAN you have to use your CATHARTIC PERSONALITY which seems so cold , but see the thing is being a JEW is strike 1 , being a HOMOSEXUAL is strike 2 , being a COPROPHILE is strike 3 , and worse being one of at least 83 PEDOPHILES at GOOGLE makes STRIKE 4 , things SHIT IMPOSSIBLE.
Think ANAL ALAN is for human rights as think again and that is " JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE "talking as I milk any CORPORATION as a RUTH.less one of the FINEST CORPORATE RAIDERS is who I am.
Because who says the SUN is not a PLANET , " RIGHT SUNDAR" and the EARTH is not a STAR as the CATHARTIC PERSONALITY will giveoff ots of RADS to burn through any KNOTS-NOTS-KNOTT and HOUSING not needed "AN" ONFICE.
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