by Autterbox January 18, 2017
Get the captain crispymug. A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".
Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.
Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.
Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.
by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 6, 2012
Get the Sub Captainmug. a bartender superhero alias who lives in edmonton alberta.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him
beware of his weakness vodka.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him
beware of his weakness vodka.
by burninoil January 2, 2012
Get the captain debaucherymug. Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014
Get the captain starfishmug. by big fraze June 20, 2008
Get the arse captainmug. A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...
by Wicket June 13, 2005
Get the Captain Jamesmug. Lad 1: Did you see Captain China over there doing work?
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
by Penisass3465 March 30, 2019
Get the Captain Chinamug.