The only nation in North America (except for the oppressively-communist Cuba) where pets get better health-care than people do. Since "universal" health-care costs nothing, you get what you pay for.
A new report released today by the Canadian Institute for Health Information (CIHI) shows Canada had 151 MRI scanners at the beginning of 2004, more than four times the number it had a decade ago (40). And that's sad.
by Ben354 May 4, 2008
Get the Canada mug.Also called "The CH," A depraved act mostly done only by those who also procrasturbate (using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await) more than three times on any given day.
Fill the Stanley cup with male release, mix this with Maple syrup using moose antlers to stir and spread it over your partner like your basting a turkey...take a picture and walk away afterwards photoshopping the queens head onto the body. Then proceed to procrasturbate.
Fill the Stanley cup with male release, mix this with Maple syrup using moose antlers to stir and spread it over your partner like your basting a turkey...take a picture and walk away afterwards photoshopping the queens head onto the body. Then proceed to procrasturbate.
Dued even youporn wasn't getting me off, I had to go and canada's history like three different people. It was CRAZY!!
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a country who doesn't get there asses kicked by japan in war and use a canadain inventors sport and call it your own
YOU SON OF A BITCH americans u suck and you guys think we live in igloos f u guys
YOU SON OF A BITCH americans u suck and you guys think we live in igloos f u guys
Canadian:"you know dr.james naismith is canadian"
American"she"s ameriacan"
Canadian"NO you dumbass he's canadian use wikipedia"
Canadian"CANADA RULES<AMERICA SUCKS!"
American"she"s ameriacan"
Canadian"NO you dumbass he's canadian use wikipedia"
Canadian"CANADA RULES<AMERICA SUCKS!"
by drummer_13 May 9, 2008
Get the Canada mug.An amazing, hot young lady that puts others before herself. Gorgeous. Beautiful. Funny. Sexy. Amazing. When you see her you'll go dayummmm. All in all, fuckable. Marriage worthy.
Boy 1: Daaaaaaayummm, have you seen janani? She's a cutie.
Boy 2: Yeah, but she's nothing compared to a Chandan ;)
Boy 2: Yeah, but she's nothing compared to a Chandan ;)
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Get the Canada mug.A previously existing phrase that became exceedingly popular in the Northeast following the massive "Northeast Blackout of 2003" that originated in Ontario. The blackout affected parts of Ohio, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island for a total of 45 million Americans. While US officials blamed Canada for the outage, Canadian officials blamed several US states including New York and Pennsylvania.
by mmmdonuts75 May 2, 2010
Get the Blame Canada mug.Well, some beavers made a dam. They found maple syrup. Then the mounties came and ate them. Then the country of Canada was founded, and to this day uses clams as currency.
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