Beeface

When ones face appears to have been raped by a swarm of bees. A very inflamed, not hot, gross, lady face.

Kris: Do you think his girlfriend is cute?
Mikey: Fuck no, that bitch has beeface.
Mat: Oh wow, I'd fucking off myself.

by herrohifive April 12, 2009

beef clit

a clit that protrudes out kinda like a small dick

"that bitch had a beef clit"

by aids fight December 23, 2009

Beef Wallet

A term used to describe the female genitalia. Some scholars believe the term came into use to describe a big lipped, full, meaty vagina. While others believe it is the vagina's ability to store a mans beef that give the name meaning.

Guy #1 - "Hey, you see that girl in the yoga pants?"
Guy #2 - "Yea."
Guy #1 - "You can totally see her Beef Wallet!"

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

beef colored schmegg

Beef Colored Schmegg is the finest roast at Liberty Memorial Central Middle School. It means someone who is stupid by all means. Also used with the roast form of "boy look atcho". Another way to say schmegg is "schmeegers" or "schmeegerton"

"boy, look at atcho beef colored schmegg looking self, boy you look like shrek"

by dabson188 February 11, 2017

Midwest Beef Basket

The act of sucking a fart out of your significant other's asshole.

My breath is horrible today. Must've been that Midwest Beef Basket I gave Pippa last night.

by Framethrower June 8, 2011

i smell like beef

A video originally posted on YouTube that later becomes a meme.

By the way, just search I smell like beef on YouTube.
I SMELL LIKE BEEF

Kid: I smell like beef.
Adult: OH HONEY NO U SMELL BADDDD

by viperinafire February 5, 2018

Wank and Beef

Going into an Arby’s bathroom, jerking off, and then ordering a roast beef sandwich

Joel went to Arby’s on his lunch break and ordered the Wank and Beef

by OfficialArbys January 29, 2023