Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.

"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."

by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017

Bus Balls

A painful ache in the balls, scrotum, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. The yellow pieces of shit that have fucking logs as suspension.

Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.

Vick: *Stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection*

Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?

*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*

by I4N March 1, 2014

Lesbian bus

A bus that caters exclusively to lesbians, especially those heading to the slut gym.

Meg wanted to take the bus tonight, but the only one running was the lesbian bus and she wasn't wearing her slut gym attire.

by Ptits September 2, 2013

knuckle bus

The van which Sears Holdings uses to rent out, if you do not have a big enough vehicle large enough to transport your purchase.

Hey Bill, could you take the knuckle bus to Advanaced Auto Parts to get some brake pads?

by Herbie the Elf who doesn't like to make toys. June 10, 2008

Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.

It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.

by Uncle Dunkle May 9, 2018

Bus Dust

Trash and debris blown up into unsuspecting patrons faces as a bus leaves the curb

1. "Aw man my eye ! Stupid bus dust!"

2. Person 1:Dude you can't eat that sandwhich !!

Person 2:Why?!! It's just a little dirt

Person 1:"No dude ,It's bus dust!"

by Karizii1ak October 9, 2016

Party Bus

The double minivan. Requires a friend or feet.

The bitches butthole for the minivan, so I speedbagged her butthole with the party bus.

by EastSideCrackaKilla July 30, 2021