Bro time is a “safe space” for bros to express their “feelings.” It is often the spontaneous result of bro’s night and normally occurs after consuming a case of natty ice.
The event is typically triggered by an evocative song which is familiar to all the bros. Examples include: “One” by Metallica, “Since U Been Gone” by Kelly Clarkson or Pennywise’s “Bro Hymn.” After moshing and playing air guitar to their favorite song the bros will stand around and discuss “sensitive” topics such as their aversion to sexual assault (to perhaps atone for their own indiscretions), confessing to “banging” an unusually heinous woman and/or another bro’s sister, praising their father’s masculinity, entertaining the idea that you may indeed “love that slut you’ve been banging,” or conversely how that “bitch” who fucked another guy “broke your heart.” However bros will never confess to performing a bro job and thus undermine their status as a bro.
Most importantly because bro time is an activity performed by white upper middle class dudes it always occurs away from the scrutinizing eyes of women, people of color, family members, liberals, non-Christians, poor people and the disabled. It is a space where bros can be “as raw as they want to be” and where the thin ties holding together their heterosexual bro identity come dangerously close to unraveling. Nevertheless the event is always brought back to reality with a swift and manly bro hug and shots of Jagermeister.
The event is typically triggered by an evocative song which is familiar to all the bros. Examples include: “One” by Metallica, “Since U Been Gone” by Kelly Clarkson or Pennywise’s “Bro Hymn.” After moshing and playing air guitar to their favorite song the bros will stand around and discuss “sensitive” topics such as their aversion to sexual assault (to perhaps atone for their own indiscretions), confessing to “banging” an unusually heinous woman and/or another bro’s sister, praising their father’s masculinity, entertaining the idea that you may indeed “love that slut you’ve been banging,” or conversely how that “bitch” who fucked another guy “broke your heart.” However bros will never confess to performing a bro job and thus undermine their status as a bro.
Most importantly because bro time is an activity performed by white upper middle class dudes it always occurs away from the scrutinizing eyes of women, people of color, family members, liberals, non-Christians, poor people and the disabled. It is a space where bros can be “as raw as they want to be” and where the thin ties holding together their heterosexual bro identity come dangerously close to unraveling. Nevertheless the event is always brought back to reality with a swift and manly bro hug and shots of Jagermeister.
“Yo, me and the bros totally bonded last night. That bitch Ashley broke my boy Chad’s heart and we had to chill with him. I dunno what I would do without my boys and bro time.”
by the beeb November 27, 2006
Get the Bro Timemug. A bad motherfucker who wears exclusively purple. Generally too cool to wear colors from the lower end of the spectrum.
A: "Is it me, or does Owen wear purple like every day?"
B:"Nah, he's just a purple bro. He's been doing this since 2010."
B:"Nah, he's just a purple bro. He's been doing this since 2010."
by VerpaVentus September 17, 2011
Get the Purple Bromug. "Yo whaddup Bro-horn you score and waves at Mavs the other day man?"
"Yo theres my friend Monty is so chill, such a Bro-horn, he wears Pumas, beanies and he laxes, no doubt about it, straight up bro-horn lovin from Monty"
"Yo theres my friend Monty is so chill, such a Bro-horn, he wears Pumas, beanies and he laxes, no doubt about it, straight up bro-horn lovin from Monty"
by Lars Umayat April 26, 2009
Get the Bro-hornmug. Bro-Vet- the coolest teller of stories of the long career, generally in the Military. The Bro-Vet is usually a Veteran in the Global War On Terrorism.
Bro-Vet’s put out an inadvertent beacon in way of dress (veteran owned business to tactical clothing) to flock towards eachother so that they can find other veterans; however, being a Bro-Vet can be off putting. Seeking acceptance however; alienating your veteran community.
Bro-Vet’s put out an inadvertent beacon in way of dress (veteran owned business to tactical clothing) to flock towards eachother so that they can find other veterans; however, being a Bro-Vet can be off putting. Seeking acceptance however; alienating your veteran community.
I’m dressing in tactical pants, a tactical shirt, drinking Veteran coffee via pour over, checking my time via Gshock, oh my gosh; I’m a Bro-Vet
by Tier1Dad August 20, 2018
Get the bro-vetmug. Spider bro, Spider bro, Does whatever a spider bro does.
Saves you cash, gets you ass! Yes he does, cause hes a bro
Look out! Here comes your spider bro!
Saves you cash, gets you ass! Yes he does, cause hes a bro
Look out! Here comes your spider bro!
by OHHwell November 7, 2010
Get the Spider bromug. by ayoosmokey. March 15, 2016
Get the free the bromug. When two bros chill so hard they exceed a "bromance" however have not become complete "bromosexuals". This intermediate stage can appear extremely homosexual to someone observing the extreme bromance.
Liz: "Are Jimmy and Gordon gay?"
Danielle: "No."
Liz: "Then why do they act so gay together."
Danielle: "They must be bro-curious."
Danielle: "No."
Liz: "Then why do they act so gay together."
Danielle: "They must be bro-curious."
by brotron July 20, 2010
Get the bro-curiousmug.