(A) Britney

A Britney is a group of spears.

(A) Britney
Person 1: Hey, can I buy a spear?
Person 2: If you get a Britney this week you save $50.
Person 1: I'll do that then, I could do with more than one anyway.

by 125ark August 16, 2020

Mama Britney

The fairy god mother of Pj

Pj was in his room and saw this random stranger. He said, "Who are you?"
The Stranger responded with, "I'm Mama Britney and I'm here to help you!"

by Wash_withsoap August 28, 2021

Reverse Britney

When a guy goes through a mental breakdown and/or breakup and, instead of shaving his head like 2007 Britney, he grows his hair out — usually resulting in a patchy beard or a wispy, unsettling moustache that screams “I’m fine” but clearly isn’t.

“Ever since Jenna left, Kyle’s been rocking that creepy little moustache and talking about moving to a cabin alone. Total reverse Britney.”

by That biker dooooode October 26, 2025

pair of britney

funny way to order two beer

let's get a pair of britneys

by junkbo June 10, 2011

It's Britney bitch

it really is Britney, bitch.

oh look it's Britney Bitch.

by Maja Otto - 😎 January 19, 2020

Having a Britney Spears

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event

"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"

by Petomarzo November 6, 2020

It's Britney Bitch

The Entrance of Princess Of Pop Britney Spears.

When You Here This..
Bow With Respect For Britney Bitch

It's Britney Bitch

by gurl no March 20, 2022