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crunchy blowjob

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob
by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019
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Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment
She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!
by Belkster March 13, 2016
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Blowjob nails

when you get your nails all snazzed up to suck wiener
Ooo home girl got a nice manicure!! Diggin the blowjob nails!
by CODgamer013 August 20, 2021
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colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.
“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington
by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017
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Swimmer's blowjob

When you have to come up for air while giving a blowjob. Similar to how swimmers come up for air while racing.
Friend 1: She kept pausing to breath while she was giving me head.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.
by b-hole6969 May 27, 2016
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British Blowjob

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.
Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.
by Travair January 13, 2022
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Lady blowjob

When your pussy get slurped, licked and lathered properly with mutual consent by a male or female performer.
Brett, don’t get so drunk that you can’t give me a lady blowjob!!!
by Wolfslayer January 14, 2018
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