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colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.
“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington
by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017
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Blowjob nails

when you get your nails all snazzed up to suck wiener
Ooo home girl got a nice manicure!! Diggin the blowjob nails!
by CODgamer013 August 20, 2021
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Blowjob Barbara

A guy with long hair you gives blowjobs to other guys
Ah have you seen kolby? Yeah he's a blowjob Barbara
by Turkey Dinosaur December 9, 2020
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Rodeo Blowjob

When the giver only stays on the task for eight seconds, and believes it was a “successful ride”.
My wife just gave me a rodeo blowjob, so now I’m left to my own accord.
by MN Nut Guy April 26, 2023
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Spicy Blowjob

When a hooker that just ate 15 ghost peppers, drank 5 bottles of texas pete, ate the spiciest chip in the world, and topped it off with carolina reaper seeds gives you a blowjob thus making your penis spicy
"My wife gave me a spicy blowjob, i know because her sister said i tasted spicy"
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himalayan blowjob

When recieveing head while the performer of the act had mints in their mouth.
"What does the Himalayan blowjob feel like?"
"The cool Himalayan breeze."
by Ncstateboyx3 January 21, 2015
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simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.
This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.
by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017
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