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Cock-block

Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.
1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.

2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
by DennisIsEvil April 12, 2006
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Writer's Block

Writer: "I have writer's block!"
Writer's friend: "Emily and Bob aren't talking to you?"
Writer: *Sigh* "Yeah,"
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Cock Blocker

Some one who stops you from getting a number. the Cock Blocker does this by coming over to you and the other person and completely ruin the conversation.
Jon- So can i get your number?
Allsion-Su-
Cock blocker- So, jon, told her about your AIDS yet? i dont think she'll like that!
Allison- oh wow! cya!
Jon-dick...
by NothinMuch2BSaid June 30, 2009
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stock blocker

When working your way up the corporate ladder, the vindictive boss who blocks your promotion into a position where you would finally have a stake in the company.
I was on the fast track at Enormoco until I was put into Gene's department, and he proved to be a real stock blocker, never giving me the management position I deserved.
by Beelzebub Jones October 16, 2009
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Spam Blocker

Spam Blocker - The name given to any small rodent used in the art of bum love
"I can't seem to shake my Spam Blocker out"

"I completely forgot to remove my Spam Blocker and it just fell out in the toilet"

"I think i'm going to need a bigger tube for my Spam Blocker"

“My boyfriend borrowed my Spam Blocker last night and nearly suffocated the poor thing”
by Curtis aka The Prodigal Son February 9, 2010
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Ducky Block

A quiet, smaller street, usually in close relation to larger noisier streets in a busy metropolis area.

In a ghetto, these are usually the streets crimes are most likely to occur, such as drug dealing, prostitution, or murder.

In a better neighborhood, ducky blocks are the ideal place to live if you like privacy, peace and quiet.
I parked my car on a ducky block.
by stevey Staxwellhouse December 11, 2009
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