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blind pirate

when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"
I gave your mother a blind pirate last night in your bed.
by Twat sniff September 17, 2008
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rob someone blind

1. to steal, especially stealing all or most of what someone has

2. to overcharge someone
He almost robbed them blind. (example of rob someone blind)
by The Return of Light Joker November 18, 2010
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blind date

A cool tv show that lets us single people watch couples fight or make out.
Dude did u watch Blind Date last night?? That bitch had some fake ass titties!!
by PuNkY July 15, 2003
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blind drunk

the term blind drunk, seems to come from the reference when people did'nt know certain types of alcohol would literally turn you blind.
when drinking too much of a type of alcohol like methanol found in mouthwash can do serious damage.
Methanol is converted to formaldehyde by an enzyme the liver; and formaldehyde in the bloodstream attacks the optic nerves.
the enzyme that converts methanol to formaldehyde also converts ethanol to acetalaldehyde.

To prevent a dangerous building up formaldehyde in the body, ER teams treating methanol poisoning will introduce an ethanol IV drip, to outcompete the methanol --> formaldehyde pathway.

Instead, it refers to a state you can get to using plain old ethanol where, shortly before your BAC crosses over into unconsciousness territory, you lose some or all of your senses, vision usually being the first to go. IOW, you're upright, conscious, talking / haranguing, but unable to see, and not really very worried about it.

blind drunk recovery comes as your BAC drops down, or you get an adrenaline jolt. These are sometimes called "blackouts." The term blackout can also refer to amnesia-style experiences: the apocryphal "How did I wake up here & whose pants am I wearing?". Good bet some blindness occurred somewhere in the part you don't remember.
by krisfromthepastandfuture January 4, 2012
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Blind Sided

To have your significant other, the love of your life cheat on you while you're out of town on work to such a degree that a general test for VD and HIV is in order.
1: Wow, Bryce totally got Blind Sided.

2: And one would think with that case of warts that someone forgot his jimmy hat.
by PDiggy March 18, 2010
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Behind The Eight Ball

Having accepted two different invitations to dinner Saturday night, Clare found herself behind the eight ball.
by epm December 7, 2003
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Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia
"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."
by RyanSmith January 31, 2009
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