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Feral Beaver

Vaginas that used to be tame, loved and well kept that for one reason or another (divorce, inactivity, marriage!, loss of self respect and/or self esteem) have been allowed to revert back to their natural state and overgrown with pubic hair. aka: Feral Monkey
I hooked up with Cindy the other night and she has the biggest Feral Beaver i've ever seen.

You could see Tinas Feral Beaver from across the pool!
by John Wesley February 11, 2008
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Stank Beave

Shira's stank beave is so strong that it caused me to mouth vomit when she dropped her panties.
by BobStash August 8, 2009
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Big Brown Beaver

A Big Brown Beaver is a woman with a vagina covered in a large amount of pubic hair; This is one of many other terms for a woman with a vagina covered in a large amount of pubic hair. The term "Big Brown Beaver" was popularized by the Primus song titled "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" off of Primus's fourth studio album "Tales From The Punchbowl".
"Jesus Christ! Taylors got a Big Brown Beaver, didn't really expect her to have that much on her"
by Filthy Ape October 9, 2020
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Beaverlashed

Also known as "whipped" by your significant other, but a Canadian version. To be ruled or owned by your spouse.
Guy #1: oh man we should totally go grab some slurpees and throw them at those Bums.
Guy #2: ya sounds like a super fun time....I should probably go home my girlfriend might get worried.
Guy #1: Wow man, you are so Beaverlashed.
by Justin Seamonster January 15, 2008
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Beaver Water

Any liquid near or coming out from the vagina.
Pregnant woman: "My beaver water broke! Get me to a hospital!"

or

"It's so hot, my shorts are soaked in beaver water."
by M&KDictionary June 12, 2009
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Beaver Purse

Can I put my keys in your beaver purse?
by TyphoidComa July 30, 2009
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bleakender

A weekend away with the boys for the express purpose of seeing who can do the bleakest sex act; normally involves fat women (20 stone plus), excessive alcohol, pearl necklaces, wingmaning, dirty sanchez and copious amounts of 80's music
DA has to listen to Rick Astley on JF's iPod to cover the noise of fatty fucking on the bed next to him at the big bleakender 2009
by tito the topper February 4, 2010
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