yard bird

A slang term for the common chicken, generally after being prepared as a meal.

I would like the yard bird, and some cole slaw, please.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

bird dog

(noun) a guy who is primarily interested in romancing other people's girl friends. Immortalized in the 1950s by the Everley Brothers in a song of the same name.

"Hey, bird dog, lay offa my quail!
Hey, bird dog, go chase your own tail!"

by anarcissie May 30, 2008

dick bird

Foolish person, see also knob jockey. Also derogatory term to those who look androgynous through ugliness.

Worthless person that you don't care about.

Get away from me dick bird! Right now!

by Erich ULner September 23, 2008

the hairy bird

The thing that's used to jab at the bearded clam.

by hahaaa June 28, 2003

deal with the birds

a pact made with humans to birds that they can crap on our buildings and we'll look the other way as long as they move out of our way when we are driving

We had a deal with the birds!

by ken November 16, 2004

rip a bird

Smoke a joint. Roll some weed. Getting High.

I got some sick weed, lets rip a bird.

Wanna rip a bird after work?

I ripped so many birds last night.

by Max Flow April 20, 2008

Flappy Bird

One of the few things actually harder than a Nokia phone. Known to frustrate teenagers and many young adults. The object of the game is to get the bird to "flap" through Warp-Pipes (as seen in the Super Mario series) without dying. See: insanity

Jared was playing Flappy Bird until he realised that he isn't going anywhere in his life, and that he should stop pulling his hair out and attend to his Algebra 2 homework.

by Jar_Lar January 27, 2014