Better

If you were to use the contents of my mind instead of your own... would you not improve? And if yes, how am I not better?

Hym "Because everyone else who did it, DID improve. 100% of them. What did I say? I said, the reason I would be mocked is that people think that if they were ME the outcome would be different. Turns out the inverse is true. If the essence of my being were to inhabit your flesh sack, you improve. If I am the spirit that pilots your meat Gundam, you GET BETTER. Your outcome improves. Being me would be "the most meaningful experience of your life." How do I know? I've repeated the experiment over a dozen times now. It doesn't work the other way around. I've done your shit. Believe me. I have. And you know what happened? Nothing. Because that's just what happens when you add 0 to 1. I turned on my phone one day and you all pointed a camera at your face and chanted in unison that you were better. For one reason or another. And now when I turn on my phone all I see is my own blinding, radiant light shining back at me."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2023

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Better Homes and Gardens

Better Homes and Gardens is the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr. Better Homes and Gardens focuses on interests regarding homes, cooking, gardening, crafts, healthy living, decorating, and entertaining. The magazine is published 12 times per year by Dotdash Meredith (formerly Meredith Corporation)

Better Homes and Gardens is mentioned in the song "I Save Cigarette Butts" by Daniel Johnston.

by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023

Better Homes and Gardens

one of the "Seven Sisters", a group of women's service magazines

In Little Shop of Horrors Audrey sings in "Somewhere That's Green" about how her dream house is a "picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine."

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Better Bitch

1.) A female who puts aside personal morals and standards to prove she is better suited than her new potential lovers previous lovers.

Signs include: a.)comparing herself to the man's past lovers. b.) An unnatural, undeserved, immediate devotion to a man she barely knows.
2.) A female who takes on traditional masculine roles in a relationship to prove she is "not like other girls" and exhibits more of a "pick me" attitude with the opposite sex.

Signs include: a.) Paying for first dates or buying expensive gifts, b.)exhibiting herself as a savior at the first mention of a man's personal problems, c.) Making personal sacrifices and over extending herself to a man she just met regardless of scrutiny. C1. ) An example of this would be quitting a job to spend time with the man. Coined by Michelle Hamblin 2022

Jennifer is desperately trying to be the
"better bitch" to impress her new boyfriend Robbie.

by Stallion11 July 29, 2023

1v4 omg I’m better

A term usually referring to having won a 1 vs 4 in any FPS game and may be used for montages

(Montage/gameplay) I just won a 1v4 omg I’m better, you’re trash

by jlk Teal July 23, 2023

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004