Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7
I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer
by ThaSickUcker February 08, 2018
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the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.
Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it
by viddie January 28, 2006
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Barbell Bastard

Large nipple piercings on a man. A type of super kink.
Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a barbell bastard. He has to have them.
by HarvestGoodness April 04, 2020
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Pig Bastard

When a person consumes as much food and beverage as possible when ever possible. Most common at office parties, family reunions or dinner at a friends. Often after wards the person is seen holding their stomach complaining or seen making several trips to the bathroom.
Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"
by Joey BeffBuicker August 05, 2010
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Hanky Bastard

A term used to address somebody when you're too drunk to recognise whos talking to you
Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard

Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight
by pseudodactyl November 03, 2010
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Twatty bastard

An annoying, stupid or horrible person; basically a funnier way of calling someone a twat or a bastard
by Henry1342 October 11, 2016
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