Whole foods plant based diet

Do you wanna cure your cancer, osteoporosis and be super healthy while you do so? Try the whole foods plant based diet, void of “decaying cooked bovine flesh” and “baby cow growth fluid”. You will live longer, healthier and more fullfilled lives. Try it today, Doctor recomended! *100% not vegan propaganda*

What the health and cowspiracy totally changed my mind about my awful meat eating ways. I got rid of my cancer due to my whole foods plant based diet.

by SaraSleigh February 12, 2018

touch base

To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat supervisors who do no real work, but constantly engage in meta-communication.

Boss: "I'm just calling you to make sure we touch base."
Worker: "Alright, what do we need to discuss?"
Boss: "Well the first thing we need to do is touch base."
Worker: "So the point of this call is to have a call?"
Boss: "Exactly. That's why touching base is so important."
Worker: *muttered* "Go to hell, you recursive asshat."

by Scroatsky April 6, 2008

Based

Agreement to a statement, often one of political ideology.
Comparable to the statement "This is good, I agree"

"Hey mabye billionaires shouldnt be a thing we let happen"
"Based"

by EndyStar January 11, 2021

999th base

Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.

Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?

Girl: Have you got a caravan?

by Jen der Bende September 25, 2007

baseball tonight

i think the only ESPN show that isnt contaminated with junk that ESPN is turning into

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or asd?

by Dong Woo March 30, 2005

1st base

french kiss or make out

i got to 1st base with a hott chick at the movies

by jesse November 3, 2003

Based God

A term coined by the American Rapper Lil B in reference to himself. A Based God is an individual that possesses maximum swagger, a mansion, sports cars, wonton soup and the inherent ability to fuck your bitch. Moreover, you will actually beg him to fuck your bitch simply because he is Based God. All these conditions must be met for an individual to be a Based God, though it is possible to have some and not all of these. Lil B will fuck your bitch, with or without your consent (which you will always give anyway).

That man just hopped out of his Ferrari and fucked my bitch whilst eating Wonton Soup!

Indeed. He has maximum swagger and is a Based God. Whoop! Swag.

by Whoop Swag May 31, 2011