baker

1.he who bakes.
2.an insult
3.whatever you want it to mean

1. jim is a baker. he works at the bakery
2. dude your a fuckin baker
3. your mom has a baker in her pants

by craz3j0e October 23, 2007

Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!

Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.

I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.

by Renee11 September 19, 2009

Baby Eater Baker

a triple whopper eater, known for bulbous muscles and high presssure intimidation due to steroid overdose, when not making children cry and eating babies he is flying the world blocking hotmail and other websites with his super sonicwall abilities, his only known predator is Chuck Norris,he is also known for yellign at cockey asshoels for resisting his ultimate rulings, in my opinion

i watched Baby Eater Baker take a bite out of someones skull and then procede to ejaculate on his corpes out of ecxcitement all while blocking websites

by left unlisted for protection from the baby eater January 13, 2006

Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is a recent Marine Corps tradition in which 13 people evacuate their bowels into one toilet consecutively without flushing. Can be a highly effective corrective measure, but isn't always done for any particular reason. As all things in the Marine Corps, the Bakers Dozen must be executed with the utmost professionalism, integrity, and attention to detail.

SGT: "Give me 3 bodies!"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"

by Alvin J Yakitori June 15, 2013

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy that if squeezed through a pastry bag it could decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Abu baker

King of the world

Ka7ef adam

Abu baker ka7ef adam bkol ashe

by The K1ng May 23, 2016

Mrs. Baker

A english teacher who is also known as JUICEBOX who spends her days watching her dog brody lick his own asshole and sometimes lets brody lick Tims butthole :)

brody Baker Juicebox Mrs. Baker

by Butthole sniffer 13 August 11, 2012