Last night I dressed up as a herring and performed a sexual dance for lady jaimie vonkaufenmister, I must have been doing somthing right as her twat slime was flowing like water from a fucked fridge.
by adamson kaufmannson March 7, 2010

by thatnolachix January 2, 2015

another word for tampon
by the official spydaman May 29, 2008

A women's twat after a long work out at the gym or spinning class. It will result in a funny smell that has a hint of cabbage.
by Dick Fitzwells October 6, 2009

#1: micheals mom was pissin me off!
#2: so what did you do?
#1: Lets just say i became a twat socker fast.
#2: so what did you do?
#1: Lets just say i became a twat socker fast.
by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
by tommyO699 January 23, 2009

by tbonejsumc May 18, 2011
