An Andre is another way to call something a furry. Andre is obsessed with furries and would do anything to be seen as one.
by emily the female stripper June 4, 2020

A top and a bottom; truly versatile, because of the fucking dickhead AND asshole that "it" is. Incapable of loving and seeks self-fulfilment through narcissistic tendencies and violence.
by Ibrashit Scataf January 30, 2019

greatest person of all time, best kisser best hugger, handsome, wants to do right by everyone and never lets anyone down. he is strong smart and is up to try anything.
by therealgabeitch November 24, 2021

Person 1: Hello, my name is Andre
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
by SaggyBoobies69420 February 28, 2023

Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season
by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025

The sweetest person you will ever meet with a heart of gold. You are lucky if you have one in your life.
by honestbimbo February 21, 2024

Yo who the fuck is Andre this mans smell like a skunk was shoved up his ass then ran a marathon and shitted it out and rubbed it on him
by I’m hungry pls send bdubs February 20, 2018
