Alan

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'

Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'

Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...

by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023

Alan

Very Handsome, multi-task masters, hard working, very driven and very loving. Will give anything in the world if you was he’s girl. Most Alan’s are trustworthy and over protective. Don’t take their kindness for weakness because it will back fire in a bad way for you. All in all if you get to know a Alan lock them in your life. It will be the best thing for you.

If greatness was a person name, I’m pretty sure it would be ALAN!

by Alan B November 23, 2021

Alan

Slang used in parts of north Dublin Ireland to describe cocaine sometimes called Alan Rick

Aidan was asking Sean about his night out and what he got up to proceeds to ask where you on the Alan Rick aswell Sean says “ye course sure it was a Friday night”

by JasonJCM April 5, 2023

Alan Li

This word is often used to compliment or describe someone of high Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama.

Alan Li: Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(●'◡'●)(●'◡'●)(●'◡'●)SUIIIIIIIIIIII

by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023

Alan

Is super gay and enjoys necrophilia and beastiality is a very very dangerous and bad person who prays on little children (mostly boys in their sleep and also will get their pets and rape them as well.

“Yeah yesterday i think i saw an Alan my god i was scared shitless!”

by Nugba July 18, 2020

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Alan Sama

Alan refers to a male child, usually white. Other traits include but are not limited to above average rapping skills, doing Emo hair, Savagery and Banging your Hoe.

Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.

"You're improving but you're still a long way from becoming like Alan Sama"

by xxxbangyourhoexxx September 17, 2017