Allegheny Advance

When you whip your Dick out during a traffic stop in hopes of avoiding a ticket and sprinkle french fries on top as that’s the way of things in Pittsburgh

Officer Popovitski pulled over a vehicle and noticed upon inspection of the driver (Jek Shieldkins) that Jek had pulled out his penis and sprinkled fries on top. Officer Popovitski complimented Jek on his Allegheny advance display, gave him a warning on his loud Rap music playing and sent him on his way.

by Esterlino Dorado April 11, 2022

Less advanced

Little or amount of progress made in a persons development due to a delay or other.

I am less advanced compared to Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein is more advanced than me. I am less advanced in Spanish.

by TheAwesomeJUNK December 4, 2022

Midwest Advantage

When you grew up in the Midwest on food you thought was a 10/10 but then you left and it turns out that food was a 4/10 and now you genuinely enjoy places that other people think are mid

“You ordered sushi at Al’s Pancake World? That must have been horrible.”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”

by biggest z January 27, 2024

Jajtem Aganjit

Definition : This word is used for Armenians only (yan), using personal semen into someone's eyes.
Easy explanation: To see your kids.

If said to an Armenian this is the heaviest possible xlesh, even worse than chatlax.
Your only options are to open a tema Saturday americana 6:00 or suicide.

Tema requirements:
Glock
6-12 Inch Knife
Tzbex (made out of bone in armenia only)
Pysak (Gandon included)
Level 5-10 Armo
Designer Shoes
M4 Comp
AP

Car requirements:

No turn signals during tema drive
Stage 4 Tune
Straight Pipe
Down Pipe
Resonator Delete
Modded
Armo in Passenger (Must be playing with a tzbex)
Hand on 12 O Clock, other hand with E-Cigarette
License plate must include: Vat Es, Ara, Gna, Etc.

Cologne Requirements:
Dior Savauge
Club De Nuit

Questions to ask
Vat Txa or Lav Txa
Pupulik Unes?

Ape do Hi Es?
Ha Iy Gyada
(Crowd says Xlesh)
Jajtem Aganjit
Lav Ches Ara
Tema es batsuum?
Lurge Em Ape
Asa Harur Tocos
Lavet kunem, (To fuck your entire family line)
(Coudnt continue example because the Armo got killed)

by Kliret Utem September 29, 2024

Super Advanced Fuckery

Literally the worst type of fuckery. Not even the fuckery professionals can pull it off, only the fuckery god. If preformed, the universe would probably collapse and absorb all intelligent life forms.

Has anyone done super advanced fuckery yet?

by Milo Reeves January 11, 2025

De Aganedouzen aka De hakeneuzen

Agendouz (hakeneus) are special breeds that were develop in the late 1890 when they were caputerd and hooked by there noses from a tree. They also are called the (neusjes die je prikken) if you dont watch out they will atack with there hidden special power there sharp crooked big ugly noses.

Look at that De Aganedouzen aka De hakeneuzen wil hang him from his nose

by Apenneushistory February 21, 2025

(non) photographically advanced

1. The inability to reproduce photo pretaining to your identity. 2. Being without the right equipment to produce such photographs. 3. Or the ability to be very advanced with all the avenues to produce such photos.

"Dude, Now you have me feeling bad that I have no current photos of myself."

"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."

by Jayd101 April 23, 2009