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assfirmative action

The act of purposely lighting one's farts on fire while high on weed. Note: This can be extremely dangerous and should not be attempted unless super high.
Guy A: Hey we are so high right now....

Guy B: Im so high that i'm going to take an assfirmative action.
Guy A: Don't burn your ass off.
by lokkomokko January 24, 2010
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affirmative action

affirmative action (U.S.), action taken to affirm an established policy; spec. positive action by employers to ensure that minority groups are not discriminated against during recruitment or employment - taken from oxford english dictionary

Affirmative Action is good. White ppl claims that it somehow makes life harder for them is totally wrong and is bull shit.

all the statistics prove that the affect it has on white ppl not gettin into jobs, colleges is not significant at all. very small.

it only gets attention because of the reason that it is rare and when it happens white ppl go up in arms n shit.
o yea im asian and yes affirmative action doesnt really do much for us either and yet i dont care.
by Dong Woo July 16, 2008
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Actionable

An adjective invented by gormless business managers who think they're in a cutting-edge field but are basic bitches on modetate income with brat children.

Also used by Walter Mitty types who think they're 'captains of industry' but are telesales gimps who spend their lives watching The Apprentice.
Sales Gimp: I'm really loving this idea just now. Let's push the envelope and make it even more actionable. We're on a journey. Oo-rah!
Human; Good grief... it's a toaster.
by Klaatu's Nikto January 27, 2019
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Sweet Action

Damn, that guy is gorgeous. I hope I see him in Sweet Action.
by Bitch_in_a_white_dress January 1, 2009
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Affirmative action

A program in place to attempt to reverse 500 years of mediocre white men stealing labor, ideas and jobs from women and minorities worldwide. It also attempts to counteract the networks that kept really stupid, but white men in power.
"Did you see that stupid white guy?" Said Ms. Minority. "Yeah, he only got a job because his of father got him in." replied Ms. Friend. "Yeah, that's 500 years of affirmative action and he still couldn't get a job based on his merits?" Said Ms. Minority. "That's right, they can't fire him so they just keep moving him around."
by Thinker012345 March 29, 2015
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action321

the guy who beat spacelocked ii i guess
guys omg its Action321!!!!!!!!!!!
by action322 November 17, 2020
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actioner

They prefer actioners to social flicks.
by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011
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