Alabama Sizzler

The act of receiving head while frying bacon.

I only agreed to cook my girlfriend breakfast if she gave me an Alabama Sizzler. Even a lewinsky is better with bacon!

by Best Man October 27, 2011

Alabama Top Hat

When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face

I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!

by dolphinication May 8, 2014

ACAB

Assigned Cop At Birth. When the birth profession of the person does not match with their actual profession confusion might arise, hence this term designating people who were born as sworn-in police officers.

This term is useful for people who no longer wish to be police officers, despite it being their identity for their entire lives. ACABs may present differently from other police.

Person one: How do you identify?
Person two: Well I was ACAB, but now I identify as more of a real estate agent.

by Superlicious Pony April 1, 2023

The University of Alabama

The University of Alabama, 12 national championships in football, hey Golden Dome and Michigan, where you at? Now ranked as one of the top 50 public universities in the nation by U.S. News and World Report, hey Cow Town and Rocky Top, where you at? Get on our level.

How do you compete with a school that can party, and is now known for academia? Oh yeah, you can't. Roll Tide

by P March 21, 2005

Alabama Attitude Adjustment

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.

After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.

by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007

Alabama

Alabama a nice state in the southeastern United States. It is not full of rednecks like some of these people say. And it also has one the greatest football programs ever. No not Auburn.

Sweet home Alabama...Roll Tide Roll!!!

by Chandler August 10, 2004

Alabama soft serve

To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.

YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!

Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....

by Zackdaddy Smoothsack January 19, 2012