Simp

When you blow off your friends to go suck your girlfiends nuts

Derek is a simp for driving 2 hours to see a girl

by JBird2213 April 10, 2020

Simp

Shay

Shay, you’re a simp

by 0ttpxr March 9, 2022

Simp

Justin Reyes

Justin is a simp

by Retro søciety August 3, 2020

Simp

This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.

Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*

by ChingleDingler March 2, 2021

Simp

A man who does way too much for some one other than his wife.

Luke Altorfer is a simp for Madelyn Flanigan

by ajp3107 April 18, 2021

Simp

The original reason that only real OGs know is Simp- Squirrels In My Pants.

Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!

by Worst Daydream best nightmare April 19, 2023

Simp

the guy who always goes out for a girl but who is still single

dante: i liked that girl so much
friend: you are such a simp

by jordanjordanjordan May 13, 2020