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The Protein Shake

When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.
How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?

Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong
by UncleKony September 12, 2018
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shake the snake

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.
"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"
by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016
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Drone shakes

The fear you get when you're flying an expensive drone for the first few times.
Dude! I've got a bad case of drone shakes flying this, I really hope it doesn't just fly away!
by Forest survival April 13, 2017
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cold shake

The act of mixing raw heroin with water without heat in the bucket of your needle, and shooting it. Can only be done with pure, raw heroin.
That raw from up North is so good you can cold shake it.
by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018
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Shaking that bag

On the streets shaking that bag often means you got a oz of weed or drugs anything you put in baggie so you say I'm shaking that bag of example...
Lexi: Hey B i bet you don't got no weed do you? :B what you mean I been shaking that bag girl
by Brock420 December 20, 2018
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cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.
The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019
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Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.
I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.
by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008
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