Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.

Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.

by TxHuey June 4, 2017

Penalty to rangers

The Famous, Iconic 3 words rangers fans can't live without

Son: Dad. What was the Council's final decision on your parking ticket
Dad: Penalty to Rangers

by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo January 12, 2024

Rangerous

Dangerous, Strangerous, Mangerous. Something edgy, original, and biblicool. Or just another way to say something rocks.

So much koolaid and so much dancing, man that ZZZ party this weekend was rangerous!

by jojopotatoe October 13, 2009

Ranger

A guy who will block any girl who likes him as more than a friend. Always leaves you on opened and is fun to be around. Wont hold your hand because he thinks it’s gae.

If you know a Ranger, you should escape while you can!

by morgyisurmom April 17, 2022

SPACE RANGER

The HOLE RIM ANUS ASSHOLE being expanded

Use of a SPECULUM to show others what the REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE looks like.

In ADULT SEX STORE the expansion factors for every ADULT SEX TOY to bring ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE to EVERY ASSHOLE, CUNT, MOUTH , AND DICK MEATUS OPENING.

The distance any one travels especially an ELON REEVE MUSK TESLA.

Truly the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL needs a REAL GOOD FUCKING by the perfect SPACE RANGER here at the SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE deserves to have a SPECULUM utilized for a SPACE RANGER session INSTAGRAMMED.

We need SPACE RANGER experts to go to each and every ADULT SEX STORE to bring perfect anatomical compliance.

Everyday you should get a reading on your SPACE RANGER distance you went.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021

Clout Ranger

Clout Ranger- A disformed being, who usually is gay.

You are such a Clout Ranger, you cant even get one dude on tinder!

by Christophe Langan November 15, 2020

douche ranger

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.

Thus being a douche ranger.

Robyn: Give me a kiss my shoulder hurts
Jarrell: Hell no you douche ranger leave me alone!

by Rello84 January 16, 2017