When a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.
Laquanda: OHHHH SHIT Tyrone! Dat bitch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her ass ! Does she know what a shower is ?
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !
by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016
Get the Noodle Hoemug. A wacky person, or one who does odd things, usually a high or very high person, most times a tweaker on a 3 to 4 day run without sleep.
by silty pimes March 7, 2008
Get the noodle groovermug. The act of forcing a person down on your cock during orgasm so the sperm shoots through the nasal passage and drips out through the nostrils long, white, and noodle-like.
by pmoneyshotz January 6, 2010
Get the Love Noodlesmug. The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.
Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?
Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?
Brian: Doesn't that burn?
Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.
Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.
Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?
Brian: Doesn't that burn?
Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.
Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.
by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005
Get the Noodle Fuckermug. A children's name for "Ramen" or "Top Ramen". Instead of asking for Ramen or Top Ramen from their parent(s) or grandparent(s), they will say "Noodles-For-Toodles" instead, since it's silly and more fun to say and easier to remember than just plain ol' "Ramen".
by RainbowChan June 17, 2008
Get the Noodles-For-Toodlesmug. Type of Japanese noodle made from ballsacks of whales. Tastes very good with Chinese Kung Pao Doggy Stir-fr.
Person 1: Hey, look that chink has some ballsack noodles!
Person 2: Those are really good, you know?
Chink: Ballsack noodle are very high in Vitamin D.
Person 2: Those are really good, you know?
Chink: Ballsack noodle are very high in Vitamin D.
by Herro My Name Is Dumpling March 19, 2011
Get the Ballsack Noodlemug. Noodle Ball is an aquatic sport which hybridizes aspects of Keep Away and Baseball with swimming. Noodle Ball was invented in Dayton Beach on June 28, 2012, by three intrepid youth of above average intelligence and athletic prowess hailing from Vancouver, BC.
Equipment for Noodle Ball is simple and affordable. One standard, regulation size noodle is required.
One relatively light ball is required; no heavier than a dodge ball but ideally not as light as a beach ball. It must be buoyant.
You must have a pool which is at least four noodles long to play in.
Noodle Ball is played with three teams of at least one player. One player, the noodler, starts in the middle of the pool with the other players on either side. The noodler attempts to hit the ball with her/his noodle as the other players attempt to throw it past her/him.
If the noodler makes contact with the ball using her/his noodle then the player who threw the ball immediately prior to contact becomes the noodler and the noodler replaces that player as a thrower. The noodler gets a point and the thrower looses a point. The player with the most points at the conclusion of the game is the victor.
Since its creation in mid-2012, the popularity of Noodle Ball has skyrocketed. Today it is known by at least twice as many people as it was only a year ago. It is rumoured that plans are in the works to establish the first Noodle Ball league, bankrolled by an anonymous wealthy entrepreneur who is said to be a Doctor.
Equipment for Noodle Ball is simple and affordable. One standard, regulation size noodle is required.
One relatively light ball is required; no heavier than a dodge ball but ideally not as light as a beach ball. It must be buoyant.
You must have a pool which is at least four noodles long to play in.
Noodle Ball is played with three teams of at least one player. One player, the noodler, starts in the middle of the pool with the other players on either side. The noodler attempts to hit the ball with her/his noodle as the other players attempt to throw it past her/him.
If the noodler makes contact with the ball using her/his noodle then the player who threw the ball immediately prior to contact becomes the noodler and the noodler replaces that player as a thrower. The noodler gets a point and the thrower looses a point. The player with the most points at the conclusion of the game is the victor.
Since its creation in mid-2012, the popularity of Noodle Ball has skyrocketed. Today it is known by at least twice as many people as it was only a year ago. It is rumoured that plans are in the works to establish the first Noodle Ball league, bankrolled by an anonymous wealthy entrepreneur who is said to be a Doctor.
Noodle Ball is a way better sport than Baseball, which is must more boring and less sexy by comparison.
by noodler1 May 18, 2013
Get the Noodle Ballmug.