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Hamster

A cordless device, like a computer mouse, that connects wirelessly to your computer to navigate your cursor. Called this because, like a regular mouse, a computer mouse has a “tail” (wire), while a hamster does not.
I just got a new hamster on Amazon for my work from home setup.”
by Oeedme March 1, 2024
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Thirsty hamster

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof

2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.
by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024
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thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster is when a man lays across a sunroof on top of a vehicle, and allows his erection to protrude into the car, for a another person (man or woman) to perform oral sex as a hamster might suck at a water 💦 bottle.
I got Susie to do the thirsty hamster at the drive in.
by Mad Choctaw March 3, 2024
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Hamster sunroof

When a man lays across the roof of a automobile and hangs his member from the sunroof,meanwhile the occupant(s) drink from said member like a hamster in a cage drinking from the bottle
Man, Carrie gave me a hamster sunroof in my 1500 last night it was crazy, esp doing 45 in a 25.
by Sailorguy 85 March 6, 2024
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hamster-hider

the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.

“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”

Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024
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Hamstering

when you have a sun roof if the car and a boy lays on the top of the car with his dick sticking through the sun roof while the girl is licking it (like a hamster does to get water)
i was caught hamstering with my girlfriend
by Wjhdydhehfhidia March 17, 2024
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thirsty hamster

When your man lays over the open sunroof naked and you suck his dick like thirsty Hampster.
I only drive cars with sunroofs so I can play thirsty hamster with my girlfriend.
by Bunny22 March 20, 2024
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