ass lollipop

When you stick a lollipop in ones asshole and swirl it around than removing and sticking the lollipop in your mouth or your partners.

Damn that girl took that ass lollipop like a champ!

by Jessica Beotch February 11, 2015

ass vaping

Using an electronic cigarette to intake vapor into your anal cavity. Also known as anal vaping.

I was ass vaping last Friday night and it got stuck and I ended up in the emergency room

by Votuzi December 31, 2016

Ass Chatty

To be gassy.

Them beans made me Ass Chatty

by Nick Scalini November 27, 2013

A rat's ass

.A rude way to say I don't care at all

I don't give a rat's ass about these deceptive news.

by Ahmed Saad Saad April 22, 2020

Assy Ass

The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.

I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.

by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014

vicious ass

Sometimes shortened as "vish-ass," a bulbous, bangin' ass typically packed tightly into sheer pants having the appearance or giving the impression of being under high load or pressure, as if the pulling of a single thread from said pants might cause a fairly significant, immediate discharge or rearrangement of space and matter, possibly resulting in bodily harm to the casual observer.

I was in Subway today and this smoking-hot chick with a vicious ass nearly gave me a heart attack.

by Ham T. Sandwich February 26, 2009

Ass-life

The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.

Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.

by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013