Stoner science

occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.

Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.

Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"

Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.

Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"

Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".

Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."

by THLO June 21, 2012

Stoner tip

The act of tipping a bag of chips into one's mouth to get the last bit of crumbs.

So, thanks to Jessica and her stoner tip move, we are out of chips. Everyone say " thanks, Jessica!"

by Chrismcdiddy October 14, 2019

stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap

Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.

by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016

Stoner Steve

A stoner named Steve. Best friend of Redneck Bob and Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.

Hey Stoner Steve, crokeed or mooncrack?

by Mr.Explosions February 19, 2020

Stoner Sense

Also known as the 7th Sense, the Stoner senses are a combination of senses regarding weed. A stoner knows when it is their toke because their stoner senses may be "tingling". A true stoner can always smell weed despite the level of cloggedness of the nose and can always sense when weed is nearby or up to a mile in radius.

"hey pile of crotty, my stoner senses are tingling its your toke man"
or
"Hey do you guys smell skunk?" "No man my stoner senses are telling me it's weed"

by Dr. Bonholio October 11, 2012

vicarious stoner

A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.

guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"

guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"

guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"

all- ohhhhhh, dig."

by cattyboombatty March 2, 2014

dope stoner

A dope stoner is someone who smokes dope (meth, crack) without feining for it. As if they were just smoking weed. Not a common breed, seeing as most people that smoke dope are fiends.

"That fool packed a gram in the pipe, took only one hit and let the rest of us smoke it all! Like it really didn't even matter!"

"Yeah, I heard that fool what was a strait dope stoner."

by fade650 February 27, 2010