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burnt log

A penis which is extremely raw due to excessive masturbation.
The student tried to focus on his sex-ed class work, but winced at the slightest brush of clothes against his burnt log.
by jweid94 February 11, 2014
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Boston log

When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut
Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
by boston logger January 6, 2023
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knowledge log

Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
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Logging on in 60

Something that a person says before they don't log on
Natsu: "Jack said he is logging on in 60"
Aceliane: "Doubt"
Criticise: "I like kids"
by Mr Joe Daki January 20, 2023
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Butter Logged

Adj: Food such as vegetables or seafood delights fully loaded with great flavor due to the fact that they were drenched in melted butter.
Steve: Yo Mike how do you want my girl to prepare your vegetables?

Mike: Com'on Steve, you know I only eat greens if they are butter logged!

Steve: True true, no doubt me too!
by Bountee Killa August 3, 2009
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Alaskan logging

The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.

The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!
by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020
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Atomic log

Part solid and part diarrhea defecation
After encelada nlght I had to bust an atomic log
by Greennuns69 July 27, 2016
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