Canadian dildo

A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.

She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.

by canadiangodofdildo August 30, 2013

Dildo Of The Day

The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.

Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.

by financialjoo February 13, 2012

Dildo mongrol

When a girl is crazy for dildos

That girl has 50 dildos, she must be a dildo mongrol

by Hairy quaola ass July 1, 2011

dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.

“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”

by Cum cake December 20, 2022

Dildo Chip

Deep fried dildo seasoned with garlic

“I got hungry and horny do I made a dildo chip*

by Some bitch here April 15, 2020

Archaic Dildo

A metal dildo used in the medieval times as a weapon and a tool

The old woman an Archaic Dildo to have fun

by Arcaic Dildo May 15, 2020

Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020