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bloody smash

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.
i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.
by tom cut May 11, 2008
mugGet the bloody smashmug.

bloody cookie

The first definition for bloody cookie is a small male child how hasn't hit puberty and cannot use computers to save his life because he has a bad case of the Ricky retardation disorder he gets weekly treatment at the bottom of the ocean

The second definition is a bloody vagina after rough intercourse with a cactus
He is such a bloody cookie
by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014
mugGet the bloody cookiemug.

The Bloody Mary

The sexually oral act of turning your partner into a bloody mary while she is menstruating.

The performing partner sprinkles Tabasco and celery salt on the receiver's menstruating vagina, takes a shot of vodka and then dives directly into performing oral while shoving a celery stick into the receiving partner's anus.
Your daughter and I had an amazing time last night! Thank you for recommending us do The Bloody Mary!
by Official Freyr July 16, 2021
mugGet the The Bloody Marymug.

bloody nunchucks

While performing a sexual act involving penial penetration on a female during her menstruation period, the woman will remove her bloody tampon and begin whacking the male penis with it as he ejaculates on her face.
Just as I was about to nut, this chick yanked out her used tampon and started whacking my dick with with her bloody nunchucks!!!
by Kit-Kat-Kara April 24, 2011
mugGet the bloody nunchucksmug.

Bloody gumbo

Cumming inside a girl while she is on her period
Last night I had a bloody gumbo with a girl from that party.
by Blood Daddy May 10, 2017
mugGet the Bloody gumbomug.

bloody buddies

when two women have their menstrual cycle at the same time.
we're bloody buddies, we synced our cycles.
by yoadrienne76 March 31, 2012
mugGet the bloody buddiesmug.

Bloody Kangaroo

When a girl is on her period and jumps onto a guys penis from at least 4 feet away while wearing a fanny pack.
My girlfriend was on her period and hopped on me like a bloody kangaroo.
by Tyres B December 8, 2019
mugGet the Bloody Kangaroomug.

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