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Yank

Any person from the small colony of the Empire Of The United Kingdom Of Great Britain And Nothern Ireland named the USA

A Person who thinks there is a single British accent

A person whos life is surrounded by celebrities and material things

A person who likes fast food

A person who turns up late for everything

A person that has no idea why they started something and no idea how theyre going to finish it

Someone who can not handle real alcohol

Someone who likes to shoot people

Someone who thinks war is a past-time

Someone that thinks British people all have cockney accents or posh royal accents

Someone who thinks USA won Vietnam

Someone who can not point where Europe is on a map

Someone who is american and thinks theyre irish if their great great great great great great great auntie once removed was from the Isle Of Man

Someone who thinks Bob Hope is american

A person who is unable to correctly pronounce: Leuitenant, Aluminium, Route, Nuclear or Leicester

A person who can not understand irony

A person who thinks football is soccer

A twat

A self-pitying wanker who thinks pizza is an american cuisine

A person who is hated by the whole world

A general derogatory term for anybody
american walks into an english pub
american: can i have a light beer
bartender: i'm sorry what?
randomer with a pint of john smiths: he's a dozy yank, give im a pint of piss, he won't be able to tell!

fuck, you sound like a yank

its pronounced LEFFtenant, stupid yank

how many wars have you lost in this century so far mr yank?

since when did you buy that worthless piece of yank shit?it'll break before weeks out

the yanks couldnt win a war with the french

oh my word, have you seen the size of that bloke?
yea, he is deffo a yank

fuck off yank! WE DRINK BEER IN EUROPE
by god_sidge October 7, 2009
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Yankee

People from the Northern part of the United States, who are sometimes also referred to as "northerners". Contrary to the popular belief, when you get to know a yankee most are not judgemental, rude, or arrogant as most Southerners steriotypically veiw them. Like any other person, once you get to know them they can be very kind and open minded.

Of course there are some ignorant yankees who believe steriiotypes about Southerners and believe that they are better than them in some way. But every region has it's dumbasses. Give us a break.
Southerner: Hey yankee.
Yankee: Hey there person from the southern United States.
Southerner: Aren't you gonna call me a redneck or something? You guys are all the same...always judging us kind southern folk.
Yankee: Actually no, I wasn't. I don't even know you, so how could I call you a redneck. Oh and by the way. Don't assume I'm a judgemental and rude if you don't want me to assume that you're a redneck. That's pretty hypecritical, don'tcha think?
Southerner: That's so true, Yankee. We should be friends and put our differences aside. I mean after all, we're both from America anyway.

Yankee: That is so true southern citizen! Let's be BFFs for life!
Southerner: Yeah!
by applesarrow August 19, 2009
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Yankee Doodle

The act of pinstriping a female's face and/or body with your semen
Guy 1: How did she like the Yankee Doodle you gave her last night?
Guy 2: She told me it was dandy.
by ConnorRichSean July 19, 2012
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yankee

A person who is:
An American
From the Northern U.S.
A player for the New York Yankees or a fan of theirs
A person from NYC
A girl who wears a short skirt and has bleached hair (in Japan) Can also be spelled yanki
I am proud to an American. I'm a Yankee!
by Sangochan December 13, 2008
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Crank Yanker

A girl that jacks or strokes a dick.
Lauren jerked off 15 guys last night she's a master Crank Yanker.
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New York Yankees

A baseball team that is greatly over rated and always has the highest payroll each year. The Yankees also have the worst fans because they are all fags from New York, who have the worst accents of all the Places in the United States
"If I were liked the New York Yankees I would kill myself"
by LordofWar April 21, 2008
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yankee

A person who is acting like they are the shit.
That bitch is a yankee
by neva scared July 15, 2008
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