A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"
"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
by Schrodinger1008 June 30, 2010
Get the 50 Yard Fakiemug. In climbing, yarding is pulling on something with all you’ve got. Most often used to describe pulling on a hold with both hands.
“Don’t yard on that death block, it’s not solid!”
“I was yarding on that nut but it wouldn’t budge, nice placement!”
“I was yarding on that nut but it wouldn’t budge, nice placement!”
by GayClimber May 18, 2025
Get the Yardingmug. Yarding is when individuals return to their alma mater's homecoming and "chill" on the school yard with their friends.
by Ms. Serious Matter November 18, 2012
Get the Yardingmug. "Your so bad!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language
by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021
Get the Kite yards suckmug. by neurotik July 5, 2009
Get the Yard Turkeymug. by Crimsontears7357 July 14, 2016
Get the Back yard specialmug. by venom March 22, 2004
Get the yard stickmug.