yard sale

A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.

I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Yard Rat

A Tampa Florida Scenester bar hag. Usually over the hill but unwilling to accept that pleather doesn’t go with stretch marks. Also see, Leena and Laura

Yo, you should have seen the yard rat hanging out at the bar last night! Nah man, I stay away from Ybor.

by N1200 September 22, 2018

empty yard

when your house is empty and the galdem come link up

kyle: i got an empty yard beb come over
kayla: i'll come if u got the weed

by flipperflapper69 September 29, 2018

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex with other grown men

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex

Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.

_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel

by Toroz May 29, 2018

Mullet Yard

Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.

You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.

by Prof. Pressure April 8, 2019