Twenty Yard Fox

A woman, who from afar looks as if she’s extremely attractive. But upon closer examination, is actually not attractive at all.

That girl across the bar was a twenty yard fox.

by Arlo Swanson January 23, 2022

50 Yard Fakie

A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"

"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"

MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!

by Schrodinger1008 June 30, 2010

yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022

yard

Your home.

Wanna come yard?

by otock April 2, 2023

grandpa in the yard

a term used to describe a showing of a woman's vagaga.

"if I drink anymore I'll be showing everyone here grandpa in the yard"

by thelod June 24, 2008

yard mullet

To only mow/maintain your front yard and let the back yard grow wild.

"My neighbor has the nicest front yard but I peeked over the fence yesterday and it looks like a jungle."

"That's a total yard mullet man!"

by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014

weed yard

A yard where people smoke weed or somewhere you grow weed

Bro meet me at the weed yard next tuesday

by Firastorm August 18, 2016