Log Yard

N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.

I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.

by Monksbitch March 12, 2011

yard-yo

The slightly-disgusted/irritated verbal "I'm over here" (Goobah-brain/Numb-nutz optional) attention-getter that you call to a seemingly-tunnel-visioned visitor who has obliviously walked right past you on his way to knock on the front door of your house, never noticing that you were sortin' fasteners or paintin' up buoys in da tool-shed less than twenty feet away.

There are so many absurdly-unaware people in dis here town; I almost always have to give a yard-yo if I'm outdoors when one of those dim-minded blokes comes a-knocking.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023

weed yard

A yard where people smoke weed or somewhere you grow weed

Bro meet me at the weed yard next tuesday

by Firastorm August 18, 2016

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex with other grown men

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

50-yard line

1980s reference to best position in class to inappropriately leer at cleavage of classmates.

Dude, I'm going to hustle to class to get the 50-yard line!

Nice job you perv!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Yard Burger

Dog shit.

I was walking through my yard and my neighbors dog left me a yard burger. Fucking dog.

by triple24 September 9, 2011