wizard wheeze

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.

2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.
The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.
by temp159753 June 25, 2009
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Uber Wizard

A way in saying something is truly amazing. Something that is beyond God.
John: Yo Mike, that sky walker og that we smoked last night was Uber wizard
Mike: facts...
by Coopers nuts on my chin September 26, 2018
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Wizard Stew

You cream in a females butthole, and then she pushes it back out with some poo in there, and that's how you make wizard stew
Rachel and I are going upstairs to make some wizard stew, she hasn't used the bathroom all day.
by Wizardstew February 19, 2015
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Wizard Party

A party in which all of the guests are on psychedelics.
Did you hear about Max's Wizard party last weekend? We were all tripping balls!
by anggl July 19, 2014
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Splooge Wizard

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.
Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.
by Kyle Metcalf from H-Town November 22, 2013
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Wizard hat

The Wizard hat is a word use to to say the you still have your virginity
I still have my wizard hat
by Stheboyz November 15, 2021
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wizard-cheater

When you go on the rollercoaster "the Wizard" with someone who is not your boyfriend. When two people go on this ride, one must sit in between the others legs. This may cause the situation to become awkward or seductive.
Amanda: "Why did your boyfriend break up with you?"
Claire: "He found out im a wizard-cheater"
Amanda: *gasp* "You went on the Wizard with another man!?!"
by kjldshfsklhjskdlf September 28, 2011
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