A homeless man that lives near an Elementary School or a Middle School that knows bootleg card tricks.
Kid: Mommy, I want to go to that man over there playing with cards!
Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.
Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.
by Swabby Jenkins June 30, 2011

by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019

a ghetto man who lives in the ghetto neighborhood in a shanty, and he also speaks that unrecognizable street language that sounds like magical spells. stanky wizards may also be dark dark and smell.
by wizard_lover November 3, 2010

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.
2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.
2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.
The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.
by temp159753 June 24, 2009

by Coopers nuts on my chin September 26, 2018

by Youraveragegay666 January 20, 2019

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.
"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"
"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
by thedeu October 25, 2012
