Dirty Wizard

A homeless man that lives near an Elementary School or a Middle School that knows bootleg card tricks.

Kid: Mommy, I want to go to that man over there playing with cards!

Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.

by Swabby Jenkins June 30, 2011

Space wizard

A person who is over 30 and is still a virgin

“I finally turned 30 today now I can be named a space wizard”

by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019

stanky wizard

a ghetto man who lives in the ghetto neighborhood in a shanty, and he also speaks that unrecognizable street language that sounds like magical spells. stanky wizards may also be dark dark and smell.

thats not namibian, that is stanky wizard talk!

by wizard_lover November 3, 2010

wizard wheeze

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.

2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.

The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.

by temp159753 June 24, 2009

Wizard Party

A party in which all of the guests are on psychedelics.

Did you hear about Max's Wizard party last weekend? We were all tripping balls!

by anggl July 19, 2014

Splooge Wizard

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.

Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.

by Kyle Metcalf from H-Town November 22, 2013

Uber Wizard

A way in saying something is truly amazing. Something that is beyond God.

John: Yo Mike, that sky walker og that we smoked last night was Uber wizard
Mike: facts...

by Coopers nuts on my chin September 26, 2018