Festival Wanks

When the Edinburgh Fringe is imminent and you're so uncontrollably excited that you just have to touch yourself.

Dave was so aroused by the Fringe 2015 programme that he had to lock himself in his bedroom due to a severe case of the Festival Wanks.

When Dave found out that extra shows were being added he had to take a week off from work as he found himself suffering from a crippling repetitive stain injury.

#festivalwanks

by Denny Duquette May 12, 2015

Joe wicks

The shits

I’ve got the joe wicks ...

by Ash James January 15, 2021

wanksta

some punk ass white boy who thinks their from the hood nd their all that
see wigger pretty much any white boy wearing: enyce rocawear phat farm sean john etc.

Raffy is suck a fuckin wanksta what he lived in Brooklyn til he was 2 that dosen't make him ghetto

by unknown June 16, 2004

WANKSTA

Fake ass bitches who think they are representing something cool, like gangsterism, When really they are just trying to be something hopeless anyway. Basically, stupid kids trying to be losers who just can't make it.

Matt Glazebrook

by leaf June 8, 2003

Wanksta

I thynk a wanksta iz a wanna be gangsta

50-cent.

by Nicole March 18, 2003

wanksta

Some1 who wants to be a gangsta but they arent one...they dont have the lifestyle, etc.

50 cent is a wanksta...ja rule is a real gangsta FO SHO

by kdawg March 22, 2003

wanksta

White person trying to be ghetto, or, mad unghetto black/latin person.

You see J.Weinstein man? That mofo's mad wanksta.
Yeah dawg, but hey, he tries.
Mothafucker, you wanksta too!

by cipher June 18, 2004