wankerland

Place where all hipsters can go and live

Fuck off back to Wankerland

by dangerdar June 7, 2011

wankers ache

wankers ache mean that you wank so hard that your dick falls off

hey ismael dont get wankers ache hionk hionk hionk

by Steffe from f.ib September 3, 2016

Wanker

A (mainly) British insult used to offend and humiliate someone who wanks (masturbates) because they can't get laid, either because they're fugly, fat, have terrible B.O., fart a lot, suck too many cocks or French, no wait, just French.

How to stop being a Wanker:
1. Become Keith Richards.

by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017

Taylor Rae Wilkerson

Taylor Rae Wilkerson is perfect in every way. She is beautiful, smart, funny, charming, and amazing in bed. She is the poster girl for a hot as fuck Girlfriend and will have your back at all times. She is a great friend who has a heart that no one can measure up to. Once a Taylor Rae Wilkerson falls in love with you, that's when her wild and kinky side comes out in bed. She is very outgoing and loves adventures and can headbutt the shit out of you if your not careful. So if you get a Taylor Rae Wilkerson hold on to her and protect her rare and beautiful Heart.

I hope I can be as bad ass as Taylor Rae Wilkerson someday...

by Big Dad (Bradley Glynn) May 14, 2018

Winkerbean

Name for a supposed friend who has anal intercourse with your dad.

Dude 1: Hey, I fucked your dad last night!

Dude 2: What the Fuck man!? You're such a Fuckin Winkerbean!!

Dude 1: Your dad fucks good man.

by DanG%25 February 12, 2008

wanker

referees

what???ref showed red card to Kaka? damn ref is a real wanker!

by JOTISh June 22, 2010

Wickers

A variation of 'Wicked'. Best prefixed with 'Absolutely' for maximum effect.

Roger, this guacamole tastes absolutely wickers.

I do not feel wickers after eating that shrimp coleslaw.

by lilinrose August 20, 2012