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Clarking

The act of stuffing ones testicles in their own anus then farting them out.
Everything was going fine till they started clarking.
by All Bets Hedged June 26, 2020
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Paxton Taylor Clarke

Small petite young man with a massive caboose. Gets all the baddies and is great with the baddies
That dude Paxton Taylor Clarke gets all the baddies
by Zaybuns July 25, 2022
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Clarked

Getting molested in a park by a Girl
Did you hear that Noah got “Clarked” by Nicole four years ago
by Gs4405 May 19, 2023
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David A Clarke

Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.
On the show tonight with me is former sheriff of Milwaukee county in Wisconsin David A Clarke
by Zero2infinity October 4, 2018
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Clark

A chill girl who doesn't give herself enough credit; anyone that spends time with her will be dying from laughter at the end. Even though she can be very weird and quirky, she’ll be your ride or die in any situation. She's the type of girl who will one day make a great teacher. She’s the kindest and most genuine person you’ll ever meet, no matter what anyone else says about her. The people that call her a "toxic psychopath" are just jealous since they can’t talk to her anymore. Simply put, she’s one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet in your life.
Person 1: Are Eli and Clark dating.
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!
by I have no earthly idea November 22, 2021
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Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.
by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019
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benson clarke

a man that loves to hump foxes after going through four hours of sex on a little boat with pastor Jeff
last week me and pastor Jeff did a Benson Clarke
by mommy mike October 5, 2022
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