Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg
by rn30 April 20, 2024

A lovely wednesday evening most commonly shared by a group of triumphant individuals who consider themselves to be the best of mates embark on a journey to a local dive bar in which a magical bond of brotherhood is shared with common activities include the avid consumption of 50 cent chicken wings and two dollar beers with the classic game known as Billiards is played until nights end.
"Wing Wednesday" as it is called is an event that will commonly take place for male groups of friends every 1-3 months after a long day of work where these men need a week night away from whatever their troubles may be in which this mystical occasion escapes them.
"Wing Wednesday" as it is called is an event that will commonly take place for male groups of friends every 1-3 months after a long day of work where these men need a week night away from whatever their troubles may be in which this mystical occasion escapes them.
Me: Hey me and some of my buddies are gonna hit the town for a good old Wing Wednesday
Wife: Those are not your friends. They are your brothers now, go along soldier.
Wife: Those are not your friends. They are your brothers now, go along soldier.
by GeorgiaFootballEnthusiast March 26, 2024

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun
by Eluna April 7, 2022

The act of drinking only water on the 3rd day of the week to prevent wieght gain. usually practiced by overly socially aware teenage girls.
by Rey1119 November 28, 2012

International Dress-like-Spiderman-and-shout-loudly-at-a-mirror day, it also has come to be known as the National M.I.L.F (Man I Love Frogs) Appreciation day.
by Simply_Curri May 17, 2022

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.
by TaintYanker October 16, 2025

The Wednesday between Palm Sunday and Easter Sunday, celebrated by playing cornhole. Preferably at Penn-Ohio Cornhole.
by Siwel069 April 16, 2025
