similar to a face ride, but not quite
a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025
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I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.
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