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pipi wanga

Mexican slang for limp penis, or erectile dysfunction. Usally used in a derogatory manner.
Girl 1: "Hey there girl friend, I heard you wanted to tell me something about my pasty white guy friend, who drives the blue f-150"
Girl 2: " Yes, Omg he has a pipi wanga , it was such a let down...literally, lmao. "
by chode squad April 11, 2017
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Obi-Wang Kenobi

When a man gives his partner a facial while standing on a raised platform and announces that he has "the high ground"
"Its over Anakin! I have the high ground..." Obi-Wang Kenobi announced as he unleashed his midi-chlorians on Anakin's ashen face.
by Ben Booper July 19, 2017
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Phat Wagon

Phat Wagon
A vivid description of a nice booty. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10.
“Dddaaaammmm that chick has a phat wagon.”

“Check put the phat wagon on that girl
by Dr.Puff September 2, 2018
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Brandon Wang

An asian kid who likes to draw mildly disturbing comics and play Dungeon and Dragons ripoffs, in between playing the violin for hours on end.
You are at Brandon Wang's house playing "Dungeons and Brandons" when you notice Brandon is drawing comics of people's heads exploding on a spare sheet of paper
by Xx_SuperBoi_xX December 3, 2019
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Chuck Wagon

Adjective: something of low quality.

Usually describes something amateurishly or poorly constructed, or executed by those of inferior skill to a very low quality. Inferior by comparison to a commonly accepted standard.

Often applied to a team, group or individual of minimal or questionable competence - therefore unlikely to perform assigned function(s) at a level of high quality, causing low expectations.

Not normally used to describe a complete failure, but rather something fabricated/organized/implemented in a manner which would be overwhelmingly regarded as below par.
Not one of these guys was able to hit the target, that’s some chuck wagon outfit you got there
Or...
This thing fell apart after I used it twice, that’s some chuck wagon construction
by Pavemaker October 13, 2020
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Gash Wagon

Damn, look at that gash wagon, wonder where they goin
by HelmetFire July 16, 2021
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Cum Wagon

I’ve seen a couple people talk about firing Cassidy. Like what kind of drugs do you need to be on to have that idea pop into your head? The team is obvi in a decline, in the last 3 years, we’ve lost Krug, Chara, Krejci, and Tuukka. Our 3rd & 4th lines have struggled all season. And yet, we still made the playoffs in a conference that has never seen this much lopsided talent in NHL history (first time ever all playoff teams have >100 points). So, yeah, have these games been disappointing/frustrating? Of course. Did the officiating absoluteY BLOW in game 2? Yeah. But Carolina is the better team. Plain and simple. Cassidy is not a miracle worker. We’re getting beat by a better team. They’ve been better all season. They’ve killed us in every meeting this year. It’s not like we dominated them all year and are just now falling flat. It’s not like we’re the 2019 lightning getting swept by the blue jackets in the 1st round. Firing Cassidy would be absolutely ludicrous. We finished 7th in the conference, and yet fans/social media think we’re the cup favorites, and if we don’t make it all the way, the season was a failure. It’s insane. We are a cum wagon.
by Xavier Nady November 25, 2022
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