“Walk it like I talk it, walk it walk it like I talk it”
“Wrap it ‘fore you tap it, wrap it wrap it ‘fore you tap it”
“Wrap it ‘fore you tap it, wrap it wrap it ‘fore you tap it”
by Sonena March 28, 2023
That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.
“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”
1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 24, 2019
When multiple males who fornicating with one female (or male) at the same time, (A.K.A- "running a train") , frequently alternate the usage of one condom amongst themselves.
me: Dude me and the crew ran a train on Perla last night!
Dew: Dirty Perla?
me: Yea!
Dew: Gross! Did all of you have condoms?
me: Na
Dew: Were you guys jack wrapping?
me: Hell yea!
Dew: Sweeeet....
Dew: Dirty Perla?
me: Yea!
Dew: Gross! Did all of you have condoms?
me: Na
Dew: Were you guys jack wrapping?
me: Hell yea!
Dew: Sweeeet....
by megasourass June 20, 2011
When Lady Tamara gets desperate that she will use all available orifice to engulf his penis like a Wrapped Burrito.
by EVVONYY October 31, 2017
The protective plastic film found on appliances and other products when they are new. Older people leave it on the item to "preserve" the product. Serves no real purpose and ends up making the dials on microwaves, stovetops, etc. difficult to read over time.
"John, why does your granny leave the plastic film on the stove screen?"
"Ah yes, don't mind her. She always leaves on the boomer wrap."
"Ah yes, don't mind her. She always leaves on the boomer wrap."
by dyln290 January 13, 2023
by Annabananaisthebest January 17, 2021